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At work today, I played guitar for an hour in a Potbelly Sandwich shop. My boss told me to play Beatles songs. I played Bob Dylan the whole time and he didn't even notice. I kind of would prefer it if he got mad. I'm dumbemployed.

by unleashed_soul on 11/13/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( music guitar beatles )

At work today, we all did calisthenics for the first time. It would be great team building if it weren't for the fact that no one in our group can touch their toes. I'm dumbemployed.

by valkyria_ship on 11/13/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( calisthenics team building toes )

At work today, I was selling movie tickets and popcorn all by myself. I don't mind manning the entire stand on a boring night. But tonight there was always a line at least 10 people long. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/13/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( movie movie tickets line )

At work today, I broke the zipper on my pants fly. I didn't get a break and I didn't get new pants. Guess who was walking around with tape on their fly all day? I'm dumbemployed.

by a3umi on 11/13/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( zipper pants tape )

At work today, I served a group of 5 teens. They quizzed me about my life. At first I thought they were envious. Then I realized they were making fun of me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/12/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( teens waiter mean )
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