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At work today, something kept leaking on my mousepad. I went upstairs to investigate. The person on that floor said the floor above was leaking. I went another floor up. On that floor, they had a slip and slide set up, right down the hall. No one was using it, but it was wet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/28/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( slip slide leaking )

At work today, I was running the credit card machine. Not too well, apparently. I doublecharged somebody for about $500. Nice work, me. I spent the next hour on the phone with the credit card company explaining that my customer hadn't just bought 2 dishwashers. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/28/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( dishwashers credit card doublecharge )

At work today, I was tasked with counting the tip jar to distribute among everybody. There certainly wasn't a lot of money inside. But one customer had apparently decided to unload their change jar in ours. I counted 937 pennies. I'm dumbemployed.

by packardgoose on 03/27/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( pennies tip jar change )

At work today, I took out a couple of clients to lunch. We're supposed to do it to butter them up and impress them a little with the nature of our company. Unfortunately, budget cuts recently have made that a little harder. Somehow, Denny's doesn't make the best impression. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/27/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( lunch dennys budget )

At work today, they had me doing soundchecks for a standup comedian. I did the usual, and then the performer popped up behind me. "Not very funny," he said. I saw his act later that night. I could say the same for him, I think. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/27/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( soundchecks standup funny )
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