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At work today, I was forced to conduct a survey via phone- I need 200 responses before I leave. So far, I have 3 responses and 58 hang ups as soon as I called. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/17/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( phone responses telemarketers )

At work today, my coworker declared herself a "radical feminist." I think that's her code for saying she slept with the intern. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/16/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( sex radical feminist intern )

At work today, we were writing the day's specials on the chalkboard. And I swear, right after I left, I saw a customer approach the board with his own stick of chalk. You can't do that! I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/16/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( chalk chalkboard specials )

At work today, my boss insisted on checking my code in Microsoft Internet Explorer. Uh oh. That means I'll be fixing it for another six months. I'm dumbemployed.

by ub3rlyn00b3rly on 12/16/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( microsoft internet explorer code )

At work today, I stood up for my rights. I fought for justice. I maintained my dignity! I insisted that my 15 minute break be a full fifteen minutes instead of 12. I've never felt more pitiful. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/16/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( rights justice break )
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