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At work today, I did some calisthenics before work- not a good idea. I work as a busboy. You try bussing tables with a pulled groin. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/16/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( calisthenics groin busboy )

At work today, a young woman asked for a book recommendation. I pointed her to Michael Chabon. I saw her at the checkout with "Twilight." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/16/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( michael chabon twilight books )

At work today, I selected a really nice chair for a customer. She sat in it and frowned. I asked what was wrong. "I wish it rocked." The chair was for a dining room table. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/16/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( chair rocking dining room )

At work today, my boss sent out a mass email to the entire office. "Attention," he said. "Please do not send useless emails to the entire list." So far, it has 12 replies sent to all of us. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/16/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( email mass reply all )

At work today, I started with my new boss, who is Canadian. I was excited, since I heard all Canadians are nice. My new boss, sadly, defies stereotypes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/15/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( canadian new stereotypes )
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