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At work today, I was assigned to frost a cake for a couple getting married. It took four hours. I went to take a bathroom break and found that the owner's son had smashed his hand right into the middle of the cake. Did he get in trouble? No. But I get to make the cake again. I'm dumbemployed.

by lactaids on 02/22/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cakes frosting bathroom )

At work today, I learned we're replacing all our hospital beds with new ones. The only problem is that nobody thought about what to do with the patients. So now we have 300 new hospital beds stacked in the stairwell. We don't know when they'll be moved. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/22/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( hospital patients beds )

At work today, I was told to clean the bottoms of all our tables. What a job. In addition to the usual pieces of gum stuck to the bottom, I also found some other stuff: a cable bill, a lollipop, and a receipt. And also a condom. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/21/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( gum tables restaurant )

At work today, I got a phone call. I telecommute, but I didn't recognize the number. I picked up and shouted "I don't need no telemarketing scumbags!" Someone breathed on the line. "Jenny," my boss said. "It's Tony. I'm calling from my cell phone." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/21/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( teleconference teleconference cell phones )

At work today, I was super bored and decided to see how high I could stack business cards from the business card goldfish bowl. I pulled them out and saw the same card over and over- one guy had put fifty of his cards in the bowl. The prize? A single free jelly donut. I’m dumbemployed.

by jobnuta_myrosja on 02/21/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( business cards donuts goldfish bowl )
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