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At work today, I recorded the radio songs played at my work. Is it really fair that I heard "Ob La Di Ob La Da" seven times during my shift? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/17/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( beatles radio playlist )

At work today, I got a pedicure during my lunch hour. It didn't go too well. It's bad when you walk around the store floor limping so much you have to use customers for support. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/17/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( pedicure lunch limping )

At work today, I told my coworker about a date I have coming up. I asked him for advice. His response? Posting my question to the company-wide message board. I'm dumbemployed.

by vampire_kunn on 11/16/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( coworker debt message board )

At work today, I helped a young lady find the right baby bonnet for her child. "Can you try it on?" she asked me. "You have such a tiny head." I did it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/16/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( baby bonnet head )

At work today, my boss gave what was supposed to be an inspirational speech. He started by listing company Presidents. Except he couldn't name more than the first one. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/16/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( inspiration speech president )
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