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At work today, a cheerleading conference was in our city. Naturally, I was working in our pizza kitchen, not on the delivery shift. I got all of the work and none of the...fun. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/18/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cheerleaders conference pizza )

At work today, a telephone wire stretched across the aisle. I decided to jump it. Turns out I can't jump too high. Now I have rugburn on my face. I'm dumbemployed.

by naoki_no_inochi on 07/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( telephone wire aisle jumping )

At work today, I went on a job interview. The interviewer asked me to share my "passion." Well, it isn't a job in accounts receivable. But I told him I love numbers. Sadly, I think it seemed believable. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( interview number passion )

At work today, a lady came up to my register with a cart full. She started handing me items. "I don't want this, this, this, this, and this," she said. By the time she was done giving me discards, she only had one item left. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/17/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( discards register cart )

At work today, a potential customer asked me what my favorite country music song was. I didn't have an answer. Now I don't have a customer. Should love of country music really be a job requirement? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/17/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( country music favorite song )
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