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At work today, I was set up as chief "greeter" at our dinky furniture store. My supervisor insisted I shake everybody's hand instead of just saying hi. I didn't argue. But now I have blisters. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/20/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( greeter hands blisters )

At work today, I was teaching a group of children about kangaroos. They liked that I worked at the zoo. But they were disappointed that Spongebob isn't actually found in the wild. I have my work cut out for me. I'm dumbemployed.

by ub3rp4nd4 on 06/20/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( kangaroos zoo spongebob )

At work today, a customer came into the store with army gear on. Our owner came in and paid his respects. "Oh no man," he said. "I just like the clothes." Then the owner kicked him out. I admit that I liked it, but he was one of our only customers. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/20/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( army gear clothes kicked out )

At work today, I got into work around 7PM. Night shift. Of course, the problem with that is all the customers bragging how their long days are over. Then I tell them mine's just started. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/19/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( 7pm night shift bragging )

At work today, I wiped down some of the gym machines. Most are gross because of sweat. But then I got to the leg press. Are children allowed in the gym? Because I found a lollipop stuck to the seat. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/19/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( gym machiens lollipop )
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