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At work today, I had one of my last days in the burbs. People buy different things out here. Until I worked at this store, I didn't realize there was a 48 pack of toilet paper you could buy. And we had people buy 4 of them. I'm dumbemployed.

by madisonschool on 08/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( toilet paper suburb large )

At work today, my boss decided I should work 8-5 with an hour lunch instead of 7:45-3:45 with no lunch. My husband picked me up for lunch. When I returned, my boss was gone. My keys were on my desk and I was locked out. And he missed delivery of a package for the 2nd day in a row. I'm dumbemployed.

by geneaholic on 08/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( lunch hour locked )

At work today, I got situated at my register when my supervisor demanded I clean the conveyer belt with Windex. Then, she had me do every other register in the store. It was a slow day- and we have 48 registers. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/17/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( register conveyer belt cleaning )

At work today, my coworker asked me to cover for him. I asked where he was going. "I need a drink break," he said. I asked what that was. "It's like a smoke break, but for booze." I still covered for him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/17/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( drinking booze break )

At work today, I did some calisthenics before work- not a good idea. I work as a busboy. You try bussing tables with a pulled groin. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/16/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( calisthenics groin busboy )
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