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At work today, I got gum stuck in my hair. People recommended peanut butter, vinegar, shampoo, and even glue. These are my colleagues. I just cut the gum out. I'm dumbmeployed.

by anonymous on 01/20/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( gum stuck hair )

At work today, a customer requested a refund on his TV. The reason? "It's not big enough." Couldn't he tell that when he bought it? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/19/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( refund tv bought )

At work today, my boss detailed his "night at the clubs." Thing is, he didn't need to- there was still a vomit stain on his shoe. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/19/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( club vomit shoes )

At work today, I excavated the freezer. The expiration date on a frozen package of bologna? June 5th. 1997. I'm dumbemployed.

by haha206 on 01/19/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( expire freezer bologna )

At work today, I was sneezing like crazy. My coworker broke the strict no cats rule. I asked why. "Because I love cats," she said, matter of fact. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/19/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cats allergies sneezing )
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