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At work today, I approached my job with a new sense of certainty. I will do what I want, when I want, how I want to do it. My first order of business? A long nap on the reception area couch. I think my new certainty is that I'll be fired soon. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/23/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( certainty nap receptionist )

At work today, I was canvassing for a local political gruop. I don't actually agree with them, but they hired me. That didn't stop me from getting shouted off of two doorways. Before they slammed the door, I asked each person if they would just hire me instead. They didn't. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/23/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( canvassing yelling doorways )

At work today, I thought I might break away from the group and work on some windows myself. Habitat for Humanity can get cliquey. Five minutes after I started, I overheard somebody else saying I'd gone "AWOL." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/23/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( awol habitat for humanity group )

At work today, I used my break at Target to play the demo videogames. Of course, my manager said I needed to leave those to the customers. I've spent my last three paychecks on videogames. But if they want, I'm happy to go to Best Buy instead. Good customer service, guys. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/23/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( videogames paycheck customer service )

At work today, I finished a trucking route from Maine to LA. I know. I celebrated the occasion by having a big meal. At which point the waitress told me I was "eating lazy." Sweetie, you drive like I drive. Then you can call me lazy. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/22/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( trucking meal driving )
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