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At work today, my boss wanted me to type up a letter to a business partner. He made me use Notepad to do it- he's too cheap for Microsoft Word. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/18/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( word notepad letter )

At work today, I slaughtered a pig at our farm. I naturally got a little messy. That didn't stop my five year old from jumping into my arms. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/18/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( slaughter farm pig )

At work today, I thought I was going to snap. The reason was that my coworker brought her puppy into the office. I'm not allergic or anything. But I still don't like being bitten. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/18/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( snap puppy bit )

At work today, three representatives from corporate came to our local office. Their agenda? Redoing our floor plan. Now I have a great view of a wall. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/18/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( corporate view corporate )

At work today, I explained to our customer that we use almond butter on our PB&J instead of peanut butter. "Then it's not PB&J," he said. The sad thing is that he was right. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( peanut butter almond butter jelly )
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