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by packardgoose on 03/27/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) PermalinkAt work today, I was tasked with counting the tip jar to distribute among everybody. There certainly wasn't a lot of money inside. But one customer had apparently decided to unload their change jar in ours. I counted 937 pennies. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( pennies tip jar change )
by anonymous on 03/27/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) PermalinkAt work today, I took out a couple of clients to lunch. We're supposed to do it to butter them up and impress them a little with the nature of our company. Unfortunately, budget cuts recently have made that a little harder. Somehow, Denny's doesn't make the best impression. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( lunch dennys budget )
by anonymous on 03/27/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) PermalinkAt work today, they had me doing soundchecks for a standup comedian. I did the usual, and then the performer popped up behind me. "Not very funny," he said. I saw his act later that night. I could say the same for him, I think. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( soundchecks standup funny )
by anonymous on 03/27/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) PermalinkAt work today, our salt supply was running low, so I had to get more from the supplier. He kept insisting that I get equal amounts of pepper too. I told him we didn't need it. "You must!" he shouted at me. We use the salt for potato chips. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( salt pepper potato chips )
by anonymous on 03/26/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) PermalinkAt work today, there was a strange thumping noise coming from the back of the store. We sell fans there, so it was weird. I checked on it. Two teenagers were seeing what would happen if they stuck there arms in the fan. The blades were thumping against their wrists. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( thumping teenagers fans )