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At work today, I thought I might start reorganizing the company photo albums. Turns out we have more photos than I thought. Who knows why somebody took 208 photos at the 1997 company picnic. But they did- and now I'm filing it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/25/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( photo albums 1997 company picnic )

At work today, I really, really needed to cut my nails. I'm a cashier, and they're gross. But the only scissors were in the break room. I was all alone and cut quickly. Then I saw three of my coworkers watching me from the doorway. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/25/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cut scissors fingernails )

At work today, I prayed that they'd finally turn on the heat. They realized it was a problem- and handed all of us company branded blankets. Somehow, it's not the same. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/25/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( heat blankets cold )

At work today, I was working the library front desk. A cute kid came up and asked for a library card. I asked if his mommy or daddy was around to help. He frowned. "They went away." At first, I was horrified. But then I realized they were just looking at the used book pile. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/25/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( library librarian kids )

At work today, I told my boss I'd be a couple of minutes late from lunch due to a haircut. "I wouldn't know what that's like," he said. He's bald- and, apparently, pretty sensitive about it. I crept away without saying anything. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/24/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( haircut bald sensitive )
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