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At work today, I was tasked with counting the tip jar to distribute among everybody. There certainly wasn't a lot of money inside. But one customer had apparently decided to unload their change jar in ours. I counted 937 pennies. I'm dumbemployed.

by packardgoose on 03/27/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( pennies tip jar change )

At work today, I took out a couple of clients to lunch. We're supposed to do it to butter them up and impress them a little with the nature of our company. Unfortunately, budget cuts recently have made that a little harder. Somehow, Denny's doesn't make the best impression. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/27/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( lunch dennys budget )

At work today, they had me doing soundchecks for a standup comedian. I did the usual, and then the performer popped up behind me. "Not very funny," he said. I saw his act later that night. I could say the same for him, I think. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/27/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( soundchecks standup funny )

At work today, our salt supply was running low, so I had to get more from the supplier. He kept insisting that I get equal amounts of pepper too. I told him we didn't need it. "You must!" he shouted at me. We use the salt for potato chips. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/27/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( salt pepper potato chips )

At work today, there was a strange thumping noise coming from the back of the store. We sell fans there, so it was weird. I checked on it. Two teenagers were seeing what would happen if they stuck there arms in the fan. The blades were thumping against their wrists. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/26/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( thumping teenagers fans )
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