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At work today, the taco guy came into our bar. He sells tacos around the city at various bars. We don't kick him out- and I think he's paid better than me. I'd be mad, but I love the tacos. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/15/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( tacos bar paid )

At work today,I worked from home in my sweatpants. It would have been nice, but then I looked at the clock. It was 2PM and I still hadn't taken a shower. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/15/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( sweatpants clock shower )

At work today, our assignment was simple: alphabetize contracts. The less simple part was that we had to find the records first and put them into folders. We're on hour 5 of the lamest scavenger hunt ever. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( alphabetical order is fascist if you ask me contracts records )

At work today, my coworker Jim revealed that he'd obtained his GED. We were happy for him and clapped. Then my other coworker asked what a GED is. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( ged dumb degree )

At work today, my mom and dad came into the restaurant. I requested to wait their table. My manager said it would "break protocol." Glad he's sticking to the rules when the restaurant is half empty. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( mom dad restaurant )
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