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by anonymous on 07/29/10 at 6:07pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Add CommentAt work today, my jeans ripped right in the front left thigh when I was cutting open a box. The whole time you could see this gaping hole and even part of my boxers. The weird thing? Nobody even noticed that it happened. I left without a word. I'm wearing the jeans tomorrow, too. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( jeans ripped boxers )
by anonymous on 07/29/10 at 3:07pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Add CommentAt work today, our IT department began a terrible new policy where we have to submit all the websites that we want to visit on our work computers during work. I want to die. That's the reason I stayed an hour late today trying to figure out why Youtube was necessary for work. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( it department websites youtube )
by anonymous on 07/29/10 at 12:07pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Add CommentAt work today, I overhead two of my coworkers planning how they were going to "massively increase their salaries and booze money." My interest was piqued, so I walked a little closer. Turns out their plan was just to commit tax fraud. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( booze salary tax fraud )
by anonymous on 07/29/10 at 8:07am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Add CommentAt work today, a bunch of Jehovah's Witnesses came to the legal aid office I work at asking to leave Watchtower magazines in the lobby. I told them we weren't allowed to because we are a publicly funded group. I guess they thought that talking to me for an hour would convince me. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( mormons legal aid watchtower )
by anonymous on 07/28/10 at 9:07pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) 1 CommentAt work today, a huge car wreck happened about three buildings down. We all went down to look at it, and my boss said "Man, it's just like NASCAR. Amazing." Except, of course, somebody probably got hurt. At least he didn't get a lawn chair. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( crash nascar cars )







