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At work today, I was shielding my eyes from the sun. My boss sidled up beside me. "Bring shades tomorrow," he said. "I'm not paying for eye hiding time." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/10/10 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) #4491 Add Comment
Filed Under: Bosses ( shielding eyes shades )

At work today, I wasn't hungover from work, but I was a little sleepy. How sleepy? Well, I had drool trickling down my chin. Which would have been fine if my lipstick hadn't left a trail right along with it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/10/10 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) #4477 Add Comment
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( hungover sleepy lipstick )

At work today, my balding coworker stood right next to me during a meeting for two hours. I did decide one thing. Bad breath is worse than being bald. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/10/10 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) #4476 Add Comment
Filed Under: Overtime ( bad breath bald )

At work today, we were told we could wear t-shirts into work. Of course, I was the only one who actually did. Does everyone else really think that t-shirts have collars? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/09/10 at 9:04pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) #4475 1 Comment
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( t-shirt dress code polo )

At work today, I was cleaning tables and picked up a salt shaker- or tried to. It was glued to the table. Thanks, teenage customers. I'm dumbemployed.

by caligal06 on 03/09/10 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) #4474 Add Comment
Filed Under: Customers ( cleaning salt shakers glue )
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