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At work today, I came in and asked my boss if I could come in next weekend and wear jeans. He deliberated, but then said yes. I jumped up and down. Then I realized I'm still working on the weekend. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/21/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( jeans work weekend )

At work today, I stood in line waiting to punch my timecard. Naturally, Bernie got confused again and put his timecard in upside down. It would be an understandable mistake. Except this is the seventh time it's happened this month. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/21/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( timecard bernie dumb )

At work today, my mom applied for a job at our big box store. The recession has gotten that bad. The only thing that worries me is that she'll be overqualified to push carts. She has a PhD. Of course, I have my Masters. I'm dumbemployed.

by solorien on 04/21/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( big box recession phd )

At work today, I practiced giving a Powerpoint presentation. I might have a lot more work to do. My presentation is supposed to last half an hour. My practice run took me about two and a half minutes. The presentation is later this afternoon. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/20/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( powerpoint presentation time )

At work today, the birds outside wouldn't shut up. I'm all for a little chirping cheer. But these birds seemed like they were auditioning for a Disney movie. Does anyone have a slingshot? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/20/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( birds chirping slingshot )
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