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At work today, I received a commendation at the annual corporate awards. My boss said he chose it for me. My award? Honorable mention. I'm dumbemployed.

by quirky_sims on 12/18/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( honorable mention corporate award )

At work today, we had a really slow day. Halfway through, we realized why. The Open sign was still turned to Closed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/18/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( slow closed open )

At work today, someone contacted me on Facebook to ask me what I "really" thought about my job. The sad thing is that I think they might be an HR spy sent in to check up on me. Am I paranoid? Or all too right? Whatever I am, I know one thing. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/18/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( facebook hr jobs )

At work today, our front door was broken, so I put a sign on it not to use it. That didn't stop at least five people from slamming their heads into the glass. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/18/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( front door broken glass )

At work today, I headed a roundtable of our customers discussing a myriad of important issues. Translation? I led a children's book group reading of "Goodnight Moon." I'm dumbemployed.

by pack_brothers on 12/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( roundtable children reading )
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