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At work today, I realized that it's my third anniversary working in this building. I also realized that none of the security guards know my name. Or my face. I'm dumbemployed.

by waltzingxdragon on 09/23/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( anniversary face security guard )

At work today, we required everyone in the building to get frisked by security. That would be a good idea. But I work in a senior citizens' center. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/22/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( security frisked senior citizens )

At work today, a research firm toured our building to write a report about it. Only afterwards did our tour guide realize she forgot an entire floor. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/22/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( research tour floor )

At work today, I ran a ferris wheel. I'm supposed to warn all the kids not to rock in the ferris wheel cars. However, usually the parents need it more. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/22/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( ferris wheel rock cars )

At work today, my male supervisor smelled surprisingly...floral. Later, I saw him at his locker. Looks like he doesn't know the difference between cologne and perfume. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/22/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( floral cologne perfume )
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