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At work today, a new flyer appeared on the employee bulletin board. It advertised childcare provided by Janice. The only problem is that Janice works the same shifts as all of us. So either she's quitting, or she's bringing her kids to the factory. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/21/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( flyer bulletin board childcare )

At work today, the local news did a profile on our downtown restaurant cart. When they filmed the piece, they said we were great. When they showed the place, they called it "the struggling cart." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/20/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( restaurant cart news struggling )

At work today, I was set up as chief "greeter" at our dinky furniture store. My supervisor insisted I shake everybody's hand instead of just saying hi. I didn't argue. But now I have blisters. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/20/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( greeter hands blisters )

At work today, I was teaching a group of children about kangaroos. They liked that I worked at the zoo. But they were disappointed that Spongebob isn't actually found in the wild. I have my work cut out for me. I'm dumbemployed.

by ub3rp4nd4 on 06/20/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( kangaroos zoo spongebob )

At work today, a customer came into the store with army gear on. Our owner came in and paid his respects. "Oh no man," he said. "I just like the clothes." Then the owner kicked him out. I admit that I liked it, but he was one of our only customers. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/20/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( army gear clothes kicked out )
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