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At work today, we extended our store hours from 9-5 to 9-6. It would be a good idea. Except nobody comes in after 4 each day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/19/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( hours extended 9 )

At work today, my coworker gave me an unsolicited beauty tip to "watch my nails." Her nails are plastic, two inches long, and rainbow colored. Thanks for the tip. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/18/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( fingernails beauty tip )

At work today, I had my eyes checked during lunch. They insisted on dilating them. I have a sales job, but instead of looking customers in the eye, I was forced to squint at them. It was tragic. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/18/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( eyes dilated squinting )

At work today, I brought in homemade caramel apples for the store. Later, I heard my boss telling my coworker to "watch out for razor blades." Really? I'm dumbemployed.

by ein_bisschen on 09/18/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( caramel apples razor blades homemade )

At work today, half the office came in wearing football jerseys. I'm not into football, so I didn't wear one. I was spurned the entire today. The scary thing is that I'm on the accounting floor- I can't imagine what it's like in sales. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/18/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( football jerseys accountants )
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