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At work today, our boss announced that he wanted to start a work book club. OK, whatever- it's worth a try. Then we found out the first selection. Sir, Dr. Seuss is not appropriate for adults. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/18/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( book club selection dr. seuss )

At work today, I was a little hesitant about leaving early, but everyone insisted that it was totally fine. I cut out ten minutes early. Thirty minutes after that, I received a text message. Apparently, my supervisor thought that I had suddenly quit. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/18/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( leaving quit supervisor )

At work today, I kept getting interrupted at my desk by the daughter of one of our employees. She was asking me all these questions that five year olds shouldn't be asking. Like about stock options. I think that she was being used as a spy. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/18/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( daughter spy stock options )

At work today, I spoke to our Chief Financial Officer, who is apparently eyeing a number of cuts in services. Like, you know how we get paid during lunch now. That's about to be a thing of the past. Hello 8.5 hour days. My life just got shorter. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/18/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cfo lunch unpaid )

At work today, I was tasked with rewriting the employee guidebook on etiquette. It was an OK project, and a little interesting to try and make up the rules. Plus, the entire time, my cubicle mate was looking at online dating sites. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( online dating etiquette handbook )
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