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At work today, my coworker Jan told me that my boss speaks French. I'm originally from Belgium. So I went up to my boss and said, "Bonjour, parlez-vous Francais?" He stared at me. "Who the hell are you?" Thanks Jan. I'm dumbemployed.

by wamdam on 01/15/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( french belgium stared )

At work today, I was browsing movie listings on my computer, hoping for an escape. My coworker snuck up next to me and smiled. "We can watch a movie at my place," he said. That's the first conversation we've ever had. I almost ran away. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/15/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( movies movie tickets creepy )

At work today, I got 300 new envelopes for a mailing I have to do. I specifically asked for self stick. Instead, the supplies guy handed me an envelope sponge and a note. "These are self stick," he said. "Stick them. Yourself." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/15/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( envelopes stick sponge )

At work today, I seriously believed that I could get someone to cover my Thursday afternoon shift. The store is slow that day and the work is easy. The only problem? I don't think anyone really...likes me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/15/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( thursday schedule shift )

At work today, I gave a little mini-tour of our cake shop to a customer. He pointed to a wedding cake and asked if he could get the male figurine. "Well," I said, "I can get you both if you have a wedding." He shook his head. "Just get me the man. The beautiful, tiny man." I'm dumbemployed.

by saistmoi on 01/14/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( wedding cake figurine )
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