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At work today, I got to select music for the coffee shop for the very first time. I thought my choice was pretty solid. Then I got a note in the tip jar saying "Here's a tip. Get better music." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/16/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( music coffee shop tip jar )

At work today, a customer requested that we put a hot toy on layaway. It doesn't work that way. If I could put toys on layaway, I'd buy them myself for the eBay cash. I'm dumbemployed.

by taintedresource on 10/16/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( toys layaway ebay )

At work today, our landlord stopped by our shop. It's a recession, so he's trying to unload the place. Our old rent? $2,000. New rent? $7000. Some "rise in value." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/16/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( landlord shop recession )

At work today, it was ugly sweater day at work. Not officially. But everyone was wearing an ugly sweater, so I pretended it was ironic. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/16/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( sweater ugly ironic )

At work today, I took my car on the ferry across the Missisippi (I live in New Orleans). Of course, the ferry broke down. Did my boss understand? Nope. But he did make me do overtime. I'm dumbemployed.

by jody_gage on 10/15/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( mississippi river ferry )
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