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At work today, we had a customer feedback card handed out when somebody ordered. Not a good idea. Here's a tip, customers: when we ask for your name, we're able to guess that it isn't actually "Seymour Butts." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/21/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( customer feedback cards seymour butts )

At work today, we had a training meeting for new employees. It was fine. We learned the basics of customer service. But I'd like to use this opportunity to inform my boss- asking a customer's gender is not sexual harassment. I'm dumbemployed.

by slagroom on 02/21/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( training sexual harassment customer service )

At work today, I think my boss finally realized that morale is pretty low because of the recession. He could change our policies, our pay, or our approach to team building. Instead, he decided to buy us candy for one day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/21/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( morale candy team )

At work today, I was traveling from San Francisco to LA on a train, for a meeting. I don't mind those commutes. But I occasionally mind the seat mates. This time, I spend a few hours listening to a man named "Kale" tell me about his first wife. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/21/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( san francisco los angeles kale )

At work today, I realized that it was my and my girlfriends' anniversary. I was speaking to a maitre d trying to get a reservation on my work phone. I heard a beep. The receptionist told me I had another call. And that she hoped I got a table. She heard the whole thing. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/20/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( receptionist reservation call )
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