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At work today, my boss finally deigned to give me a special project. At first, I was excited. Then he told me he wanted me to forge a YMCA membership card for him in Photoshop. I'm dumbemployed.

by eddhie on 10/21/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( special project photoshop ymca )

At work today, the computers at our work were being finicky. The reason turned out to be that almost all our bandwidth was being used on illegal music files- being downloaded by our director of IT. I'm dumbmeployed.

by anonymous on 10/21/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( bandwidth it download )

At work today, I made dinner reservations for 7 PM sharp. My boss, typically, decided that we should have a "brainstorm" at 6. Shouldn't brainstorms have a weather report beforehand? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/21/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( dinner reservation brainstorming )

At work today, my coworker shared her juice box with me. I was grateful at first. Then she told me how she was recovering from mono. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/21/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( juice greatful mono )

At work today, I was wearing a brand new pair of wool pants. Snazzy! Then I realized the problem- after a day behind the kitchen counter, I smelled like wet, sweaty wool. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/20/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( wool pants sweat )
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