At work today, I enjoyed being rejected by a few people I asked out. I understand, I guess, that maybe it was inappropriate. It is an unwritten rule I shouldn't ask out the doctor's patients. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, I was stuck inside all day during one of the most beautiful last days of summer. I asked a customer how it was outside. "Eh," he said. "I just stayed in and watched TV." I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, my boss and I scouted new locations for a franchise in rural Michigan. We needed somewhere crowded enough to support more fast food chains. We saw two people the whole day. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, I got a phone call from an executive. "I know that someone like you can help me." He paused. "What do we call our really low level employees?" I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, we celebrated the third anniversary of the restaurant's opening. It's admittedly a pretty impressive thing. Guess how we celebrated? We left five minutes early. I'm dumbemployed.