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At work today, an anxious tremor began to come over me. I was finally going to ask out Darlene, the receptionist who I love. Well, I will have to wait a little longer. She came in today with her partner. Who's a girl. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/18/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( darlene receptionist anxious )

At work today, my shoes kept getting untied and I got made fun of a lot. I double knotted them to show all those jerks! Then I realized I'd tied my shoes together. I let them mock me, now. I'm dumbemployed.

by severals on 11/18/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( shoes laces tied )

At work today, we were taking pictures of the office for the company newsletter. I managed to take about forty when I decided to check how it had gone. Turns out I had taken forty pictures. But I had the lens cap on. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/18/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( newsletter pictures lens cap )

At work today, my cubicle neighbor kept hitting the wall between us. I coughed a couple of times to try and get him to stop. He didn't. I said his name. He kept going. I stood up and looked over the wall. He wasn't hitting his hand. He was hitting his head. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/18/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cubicles head hitting )

At work today, I experienced my first day on the job with crutches. My union guarantees me work, and I go in because I have a family. Turns out the job is a little harder than I thought. I'm a construction worker. With two broke legs. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/17/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( union crutches legs )
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