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At work today, they had us tagging a bunch of museum artifacts. It was dorkfest, but pretty fun. Turns out though that there's a rule to the tags. You have to put them on right side up. I have to redo 1,100 stamps now. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/19/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( tags museum stamps )

At work today, someone called down to the front desk saying that they'd lost their Blackberry. We have a bin of lost stuff, so I asked what their phone looked like. "It's uh…" they started, "Black and stuff?" Then they got scared and hung up. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/19/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( blackberries lost and found liars )

At work today, some kids were having a birthday party in our restaurant. The mom had me set three extra places for each of them. "They're for Astrid's imaginary friends," she said. Hey, as long as the imaginary friends are paying, it's fine by me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/19/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( birthday imaginary friends places )

At work today, I was stocking peas in the freezer and overheard an old man talking to his wife. "I wan't you to freeze my head in something like this when I die," he said. "Cryogenical. It's the future." She just nodded her head in silence and got a frozen pizza. I'm dumbemployed.

by wallydarling on 10/19/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cryogenics peas freezer )

At work today, we got worried about a wildfire in the area (in Southern California). A few customers came in with swine flu style masks on. I assumed it was to protect against smoke. Then I asked them- they had no idea there were wildfires. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/18/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( wildfire southern california masks )
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