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At work today, I did follow up sales calls on some leads that we'd generated. Typical stuff. The first person I called denied having ever talked to my guy. I then told him the time and place of the call. His alibi? Picking up kids from school. At 11AM on a Friday. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/23/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( sales alibi liars )

At work today, I was looking through the books in our company library. It's usually for show. But today I finally read the spines. One book was about the history of the state. But the rest were about human anatomy. Creepers. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/23/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( books library anatomy )

At work today, we were out of printer paper and needed to replace it with something cheaper. I swear the stuff we got is worse than tissue paper. If I wanted to use toilet paper, I'd go to the bathroom. Though I guess considering what we put on the paper, it's not that different. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/23/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( printer paper toilet paper crap )

At work today, I managed to spill Diet Coke on every key of my keyboard. My replacement? A typewriter. I thought I had carpal tunnel syndrome before, but that was nothing. My hands feel like they've been broken. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/23/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( diet coke keyboard typewriter )

At work today, someone asked me how much a FIVE DOLLAR fill up box is. I am surrounded by dumb customers. I'm dumbemployed.

by AllieOnly on 10/22/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( five dollar fill up dumb )
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