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At work today, we took a company photo. Only later on did I realize my manager had given me rabbit ears. I didn’t realize I was in fourth grade. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/22/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( rabbit eats photographs manager )

At work today, I managed to sleep until one when I was supposed to come in early at nine. Nice work. I got to the office and my boss was waiting. He was mad. But he was mad because I didn't bring him lunch. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/22/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( sleep early nine )

At work today, I lost a really important client in the industry. I told my boss with my head down. "Who?" he asked. Sometimes it pays to have a boss who is a moron. I'm dumbemployed.

by es_artwork on 07/22/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( client dumb moron )

At work today, my manager showed up with a new vanity plate on his car. “BESTBSS.” I guess “Best Boss” was taken. I could have told you that he wasn’t it. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/22/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( plate license plates vanity plates )

At work today, I missed my flight due to an endless security check at the airport. When I told my boss about it, the first thing he asked was if I’d done it. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/21/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( security check airport flight )
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