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At work today, I tried lasting a little longer at the register without needing to rest my eyes. After a few hours I was covering my eyes between customers. That didn't make as good an impression as you think. My manager didn't pull me off- he just brought shades. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/16/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( register rest eyes )

At work today, the job got to me- I had to take a quick tobacco break. I was outside when I overheard my coworkers talking about me. They were saying that I was so dedicated to the job, I was probably working overtime inside, since they couldn't find me. I had a second cigarette. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/16/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cigarette break talking )

At work today, booing filled the entire auditorium. I'm an actor, and apparently the audience didn't like my partner's cursing and singing voice. I was left on the stage to continue myself. Call me crazy, but being booed isn't the most encouraging. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/16/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( auditorium booing stage )

At work today, curiosity got to me and I tried out a Crackberry from my coworker. A customer saw me on it and called me out. I told him not to worry- it wasn't mine. "You stole that Blackberry?" he asked me. He was horrified. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/16/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( crackberry blackberry horrified )

At work today, I biked to work again today. I showed up sweaty but was sent to the front of the store before I could change. A customer looked shocked. "Are you having a heart attack?" he asked. I said yes just so that I could change. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/15/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( bike store heart attack )
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