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At work today, another coworker emailed me to translate some Spanish for her. See, I pretend that I know Spanish. Unfortunately, Google Translate isn't as good as I originally thought. It told me her client asked to "Purchase seven Guava." I think I'll get caught soon. I'm dumbemployed.

by madefor_me on 07/15/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( translate spanish google )

At work today, the assistant supervisor friended me on Facebook. I decided to clean up the embarrassing pics. I've deleted 124 so far. And I'm only halfway done. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/15/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( facebook pictures embarrassed )

At work today, my cube mate must have thought he was alone. He was singing Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl" to himself. At least, I hope he thought he was alone. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/15/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( katy perry singing cube mate )

At work today, I overheard a coworker yelling to another person. "If Project Runway this season doesn't kill me, then it will make me stronger." Deep. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/15/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( project runway tv overheard )

At work today, I explained to the ordering couple that a gyro is a mixture of lamb and beef meat. "Does lamb come from a pig?" the woman asked. "No Mam," I said, "it comes from a lamb." I'm dumbemployed.

by jerryjerrold on 07/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (15) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( gyro lamb pig )
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