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At work today, I was taking a cigarette break when my coworker asked to bum a cigarette. I wouldn't mind that sort of thing normally. I'm a nice guy. But it's the fourth cigarette he's tried to bum today. There's a store down the street, buddy. I still gave it to him, though. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/24/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cigarette bum excessive )

At work today, the cafeteria decided, for some reason, to "switch things up" and take away the ketchup we normally use and replace it with gourmet stuff. The only problem? They forgot to open the bottles. I was stuck prying at it for a half hour. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/24/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( ketchup lids cafeteria )

At work today, I accidentally used my external hard drive on a company Mac instead of my PC. It reformatted the drive. Now I have to go to the computer store before lunch in order to recover all my day's work. I won't be reimbursed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/24/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( external hard drive computers mac )

At work today, the new kid was helping somebody buy a couch. He asked them what they'd use the couch for and they said sitting, obviously. Then they mentioned they wanted it to fold out into a bed, too. Then the kid asked what they'd be using the bed for. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/24/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( furniture couch beds )

At work today, something stank to high heaven. I went over to the spices aisle and realized half the jars were open. Some customer had been "testing" the spices and forgotten to close the jars. I smell like a dirty kitchen now. I'm dumbemployed.

by teaceremony on 09/23/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( spices stink jars )
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