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At work today, I experienced my first day on the job with crutches. My union guarantees me work, and I go in because I have a family. Turns out the job is a little harder than I thought. I'm a construction worker. With two broke legs. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/17/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( union crutches legs )

At work today, I saw a girl leave her two year old daughter in the car as she came into the store. I walked up to her and told her she needed to bring the girl in. "Oh no," the woman said. "I don't want to cause any trouble." I had to break the girl out myself. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/17/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( car daughter locked )

At work today, I was at the grocery introducing some older customers to Indian food. One old man walked over slowly and tapped me on the shoulder. "Don't Indians eat buffalo?" he asked. I didn't have the heart to tell him they didn't. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/17/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( indian food buffalo old people )

At work today, I left something in the microwave about a minute too long because I was on a sales call. When I got to the kitchen, my boss was standing over my plate, glaring. "You don't care about this company," he said. I just closed a 30,000 dollar sale. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/17/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( sales microwave kitchen )

At work today, I was riding in the elevator and my boss saw the Shampoo I bought. She started making the "Oh" noises like in Herbal Essence commercials. I told her my Shampoo was actually a different brand than the commercials. "What commercials?" she asked. I'm dumbemployed.

by madmax2000 on 11/16/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( shampoo herbal essence commercials )
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