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At work today, I overheard a mother and her daughter talking in the dressing room. "Mom, it doesn't look good." "I don't care, you're wearing it." "He won't like it." "No boy wouldn't like that lingerie, honey." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( mother daughter lingerie )

At work today, I emptied out my pockets onto my desk to try and find an extra piece of gum. No dice. But my boss did show up behind me. "Are you having a freak out?" she asked. Apparently, that's what emptying out your pockets means. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( pockets gum freak out )

At work today, I caught myself humming Beyonce's song "Single Ladies." OK, I'm a little ashamed, but it's a good song. My boss showed up over my shoulder at that moment. "You know, I'm a single lady too," he said. That's right- He. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/17/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( beyonce single ladies ashamed )

At work today, a guy with long messy emo hair came into the office. I asked him if his parent wanted to cosign on his application. "I'm 28," he said. I made him show me ID, with that hair. I'm dumbemployed.

by quiet_tension on 01/17/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( emo hair 28 )

At work today, I tried lasting a little longer at the register without needing to rest my eyes. After a few hours I was covering my eyes between customers. That didn't make as good an impression as you think. My manager didn't pull me off- he just brought shades. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/16/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( register rest eyes )
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