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At work today, my supervisor made me grab a beer with him. He said it was the manly thing to do. Well, I agreed and got a really dark beer. My boss? A Sex on the Beach. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/10/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( sex on the beach beer girly )

At work today, my boss wanted some extra boxes to pack up our office supplies. Well, instead of buying some, he decided to borrow mine. Of course, it took him 20 minutes to take them apart and put them together again. That's how valuable his time is. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/10/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( boxes office supplies time )

At work today, I noticed that I was speaking with a weird echo to my voice. It turns out that one of our temps had accidentally turned the microphones on some of our computers. We noticed because of the feedback. I'm dumbemployed.

by dancingmadly on 12/10/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( feedback microphones temp )

At work today, I decided I'm finally going to migrate south and live in Georgia. I told my boss and remembered afterwards that he was from Russia. He thought I was moving to Europe. I didn't correct him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/10/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( russia georgia south )

At work today, the delivery guy showed up about a half hour later than usual. His excuse was that he'd met a "gorgeous gal" at the Home Depot and took her out right then. I believed him based on the lipstick on his cheek. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/09/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( lipstick delivery home depot )
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