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At work today, I believed that I was finally going to get a week off. I believed wrong. I'm scheduled until 2011. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/19/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( schedule vacation week off )

At work today, I ran out of time to do a Powerpoint. Is it bad that I drew all my slides on a whiteboard? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/18/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( powerpoint slides whiteboard )

At work today, I had a customer come in and return a TV. His problem? Not enough channels. I'm dumbemployed.

by fabricate_this on 08/18/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( customer tv return )

At work today, I returned from the gym after lunch. I showered, of course, but my boss still said I stank. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/18/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( stink gym lunch )

At work today, there were about four things I had to do. I did one and a half. The one I did was lunch, the half was a coffee break. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/18/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( four things one and a half lunch )
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