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At work today, I took a new picture for my ID. My boss's comment? "Obviously, we didn't have a makeup budget." Thanks. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/20/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( makeup picture id )

At work today, I called in sick and got a voicemail saying that the receptionist was sick too. Something tells me 60 degree weather is the cause. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/20/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( weather sick receptionist )

At work today, we shared business secrets over coffee breaks. That means gossip. It was still our most productive meeting in months. I'm dumbemployed.

by gabischon on 07/20/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( coffee break gossip )

At work today, my friend Jane started at my job. Serving up fries. My friend Jane also quit today. I've been here 4 years. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/20/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( fries friend jane )

At work today, we got a comment on our company blog from a customer. Well, a spammer. It's our first comment in 3 years blogging. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/19/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( spammer comment blogging )
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