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by anonymous on 04/27/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
At work today, I realized I'm a loser. I'm totally in love with this one girl at my work, but I can't make myself ask for her number. That's why I end up staying late. Today I folded jeans for about an hour extra unpaid. And I still don't have her number. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( loser crush jeans )
by anonymous on 04/27/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
At work today, I left my purse at home, so I had to get a coworker to help punch me in/get me to my station/etc. I got home, used my spare key, and then checked my purse. I had three missed phone calls- my boss had been checking up on me and thought I'd skipped work. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( purse keys phone )
by anonymous on 04/27/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
At work today, this one guy's phone kept going off and the ringtone played literally forever. After a while I went over there and tried to ask him what the deal was. "I'm hard of hearing," he said eventually. Then why did he have his phone ring instead of vibrate? I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( ringtone hearing deaf )
by kagamichin on 04/27/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
At work today, we were discussing Montana in the middle of a meeting, totally unrelated to everything else. I said that I'd never been there. "Neither have I," my boss whispered. "And I'll never go back there. Never again." We changed the subject out of fear. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( montana dark secrets of the night meeting )
by anonymous on 04/26/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
At work today, I needed to charge my iPod at the front desk (which is kinda sorta against the rules). I got caught by one of my coworkers and denied the iPod was mine. As a result, I had to fish it out of the lost and found after my shift so I wouldn't get caught. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( ipod lost and found secrets )