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At work today, I promised that I'd stick to basics instead of taking on an even more difficult project. That didn't go so well. Three minutes in, my coworker proposed that we do some "extra credit." That's why I'm still at the office at 10PM. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/25/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( basics new project extra credit )

At work today, we were locking up the liquor case when this 15 year old kid stepped up and offered to finish. I'm lazy, so I let him. When I came back, the key was in the lock. I asked him to explain- he thought that people would be intimidated by seeing a key. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/25/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( liquor locked keys )

At work today, a bunch of anxious tourists came into the store. They said that they were lost and looking for a safe way to get home. I work in Times Square. They didn't need to worry. But one of them still left the store crying. I'm dumbemployed.

by madmadbearo on 06/25/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( tourists times square crying )

At work today, I had to start a temp job because I got laid off from my old job. My boss asked me if I knew how to use Microsoft Excel. I have a Computer Science Masters Degree. But he was right- I don't know Excel. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/24/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( temp excel computer science )

At work today, I served a cup of coffee to a middle aged guy and asked him if he needed room for cream. He said no. Then I watched him empty out some of the coffee into the trash and pour cream in. Did he not trust me to do it? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/24/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( coffee cream trust )
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