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At work today, I hit a bit of a wall. To try and break my slump, I took a stroll around the neighborhood. When I came back in, the office doors were locked. Everyone else must have hit a wall too. The day ended at 3PM. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/19/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( wall walk closed )

At work today, I enjoyed making some Moroccan Mint Tea for a customer. She seemed really excited about it and we talked for a bit. Then I found out that she thought "Morocco" was a type of mint. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/19/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( moroccan mint tea morocco tea )

At work today, a customer lost her wedding ring while she was sampling furniture in our store. We searched for hours to try and find it. We never did, but tried hard. Guess who is suing the store? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/19/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( wedding ring furniture lawsuit )

At work today, we installed a new security camera system in the building. It looks like we needed it. We didn't catch any criminals or anything like that. But we did see the CEO hooking up with a prostitute in the parking lot. I'm dumbemployed.

by oakenthrone on 02/19/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( security camera ceo prostitute )

At work today, our boss announced that he wanted to start a work book club. OK, whatever- it's worth a try. Then we found out the first selection. Sir, Dr. Seuss is not appropriate for adults. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/18/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( book club selection dr. seuss )
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