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At work today, we had everyone sit in benches to be served. It's the usual. One guy demanded a chair and, like usual, we caved. Once he got the chair though, he said he felt "lonely" and sat back on the bench again. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/21/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( benches chair lonely )

At work today, I was forced to do jury duty. So I guess that the witnesses are my customers. Well, one of them had to have the oath repeated to them three times. She couldn't remember a single sentence without help. I'm dumbemployed.

by ub7com_friender on 10/21/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( jury duty witnesses oath )

At work today, somebody reported that there was a break in at our building at work. We were all pretty scared when we saw how messed up it all was. But the real culprit? Not a robber. It was a cat somebody had brought to work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/21/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( break in cat mess )

At work today, I opened the blinds only to find that it was a cloudy day outside. Bummer. When I turned back to my desk, my boss said that I'd been wasting "valuable company time." He was actually serious. I'm actually depressed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/20/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( blinds company time depressing )

At work today, the mailman was loitering outside our building for a while. He wasn't smoking or resting. Turns out he was examining a butterfly for 20 minutes. Through rain, sleet, and snow they deliver. But butterflies are another matter. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/20/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( mailman butterflies loitering )
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