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At work today, our boss Robert came back from a long hiatus wearing suspenders. Somebody finally asked him about it, and he said it was "a Larry King thing" he was trying out. It didn't work. The entire day, I got to watch Robert hitch up his pants. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/29/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( larry king suspenders pants )

At work today, the oddest smell was coming from the cubicle next to me. The person working there had left for the day, so I tip toed over and investigated. Finally, I opened one of his desk drawers. A full bag of popcorn was inside, unopened. I left it there. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/29/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( cubicles smell popcorn )

At work today, I caught the receptionist at front reading gossip columns for half the day. That would be fine, except for the fact that she was supposed to email me a contact list at 3 sharp. She was delayed until 4 because of the supposed difficulty of the work. Thanks, Speidi. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/29/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( receptionist gossip email )

At work today, I got a call from the hospital saying that one of the prescriptions I'd filled had been incorrect. I checked my records for everything and couldn't find a mistake. It turned out the doctor had been the one who'd screwed up. But I got in trouble. I'm dumbemployed.

by haggeri on 04/28/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( pharmacy hospital doctor )

At work today, our data center received three angry calls from customers complaining about telemarketing. Two of them weren't even on any of our lists. They still managed to sound pretty upset. I got yelled at for an hour. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/28/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( database telemarketers yelling )
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