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At work today, I was eating lunch at my desk when a client and my supervisor walked by. The client, a big man, saw me digging into my sub. "Shouldn't you eat that in the cafeteria?" he asked and laughed. My boss agreed. One problem: we don't have a cafeteria. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/29/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( lunch sub cafeteria )

At work today, I was moving into a new apartment on the near East side. I was psyched and finished unpacking. As I got into the elevator, I held it for someone running down the hall. "Oh hi," I said. My boss stepped on the elevator. She lives here. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/28/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( apartment elevator moving )

At work today, I got a little carried away with the free candy up front. I admit it. But I thought that I concealed myself well enough until about 2PM. Then my boss stopped me in the hall and asked me to open my mouth. "Now tell me," she said, "why is your tongue so blue?" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/28/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( candy tongue blue )

At work today, something kept leaking on my mousepad. I went upstairs to investigate. The person on that floor said the floor above was leaking. I went another floor up. On that floor, they had a slip and slide set up, right down the hall. No one was using it, but it was wet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/28/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( slip slide leaking )

At work today, I was running the credit card machine. Not too well, apparently. I doublecharged somebody for about $500. Nice work, me. I spent the next hour on the phone with the credit card company explaining that my customer hadn't just bought 2 dishwashers. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/28/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( dishwashers credit card doublecharge )
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