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At work today, my boss challenged me to play him in a Facebook "Mafia" game. I thought those things were for kids. Now I'm required to be part of my boss's mob- or else. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/24/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( facebook games mafia )

At work today, I was watering the office plants when I looked inside the dirt pot. I found a keyring, a piece of gum, an empty Mountain Dew bottle, and a business card inside. It was my business card. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/23/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( litter watering potted plant )

At work today, I had to label a thousand samples. Literally, a thousand. For some reason, sales representatives can't match a picture in a catalogue with an actual shoe. These are the people selling it, and they don't know what it looks like. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/23/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( shoes samples sales )

At work today, my crush came in and said that she was swamped and really needed my help balancing spreadsheets. I envisioned a long night together and agreed to help. "Thanks!" she said. "See you later!" I'm still working on it, alone. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/23/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( late night balancing spreadsheets )

At work today, I was already auditioning department store Santas. This year's crop was decent, but the beards aren't in yet. That's why I had to make a paper model beard and hold it up to all their faces. It took hours. I'm dumbemployed.

by pacifistgoat on 04/23/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( beards paper model hours )
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