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At work today, I got into work around 7PM. Night shift. Of course, the problem with that is all the customers bragging how their long days are over. Then I tell them mine's just started. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/19/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( 7pm night shift bragging )

At work today, I wiped down some of the gym machines. Most are gross because of sweat. But then I got to the leg press. Are children allowed in the gym? Because I found a lollipop stuck to the seat. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/19/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( gym machiens lollipop )

At work today, I was once again needed to scan and email an invoice to a customer. It's actually not my job; it's just nobody in the office knows how to use a scanner. This is even after I printed a "How To Scan" paper and taped it to the top of the scanner. I'm dumbemployed.

by Princetrunks on 06/19/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( scanning emailing copier )

At work today, I was pushing carts into the store and thought I was weak. My face turned red and my hands were chafed. Then I realized I'd been pushing them straight into a wall. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/19/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( carts pushing wall )

At work today, I felt weird coming in, since I had an...interesting dream about my boss. I don't think he'd mind the end of the dream. But in the beginning, he was wearing sheer black stockings. I can't look at him anymore. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/18/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( dream sheer stockings )
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