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by anonymous on 03/28/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
At work today, I was restoring a really nice old desk from the 1910s. I'd finally finished applying varnish to the top when I examined the bottom. The legs were intact, but on the bottom of this five thousand dollar desk, some little kid had stuck a wad of gum. A big wad. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( restoration desk varnish )
by officemonkey on 03/28/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
At work today, I emailed my re-re-re-re-recorrected report to my boss, who was working from home. He called me up on my way home (35mi commute) to tell me I sent the wrong report. After 30 minutes of him accusing me of being incompetent, he realized he was opening the wrong email. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( reports commuting accusation )
by anonymous on 03/28/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
At work today, I had a customer come in whose English wasn't too good, but I couldn't tell what nationality he was. Anyway, he sat down in the chair and I started cutting his hair. I asked him what kind of hair cut he wanted. "Skunk look," he said proudly. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( english barber skunk look )
by anonymous on 03/27/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
At work today, I showed my boss a new draft of some stories that I've been working on for our company newsletter. He stared at it for a while and grimaced. "Once the newsletter gets popular," he said, "maybe we'll actually get some good stories." I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( journalist stories newsletter )