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At work today, I was assigned to the student union in my college. It’s finals right now, so things were busy with students buying coffee. As a student, I have finals too. But I’m also broke. So now I’m working every shift. Who knows when I’ll have a chance to actually study. I’m dumbemployed.

by sinclairfan on 02/27/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( studying union finals )

At work today, I was loading pennies into a machine we have that organizes them into rolls. I was also eating a donut at the same time. Naturally, I dropped half my donut in the machine. The machine promptly broke down, and it turns out the roll of pennies smelled like jelly. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/27/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( pennies donuts jelly )

At work today, I had a patient immediately demand that I prescribe him Codeine for upper back pain. I later found out he’s addicted to painkillers, so I was glad I told him I couldn’t. When I told him I couldn’t give him the Codeine, he nodded. “Vicodin’s fine,” he said. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/27/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( patients hospital codeine )

At work today, we found out that our boss was switching us all from Blackberries to iPhones, even though they don’t work right for our email. When I asked my boss why, she went to Apple.com and started showing me the PC vs. Mac ads. They don’t even talk about phones. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/26/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( iphone blackberries computer )

At work today, some coin collectors came into our shop and said they’d pay me three bucks to look through my cash register. Apparently, they’d followed in a lady who refused to give them her fifty cent pieces. I let them look- they paid me twenty bucks for what they found. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/26/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( coins fifty cent pieces twenty bucks )
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