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At work today, I had a 5 minute debate with a 15 year old about our computers' longevity. I'm 55 and worked as a midlevel executive before I was downsized. Now I'm matching wits with a walking pimple. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/09/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( computer pimply debate )

At work today, I got invited to my boss's wife's baby shower. Did you know that people can have a registry for their baby? And that my boss wants some of the most expensive gifts available for the under 2 set? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/09/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( baby baby shower gifts )

At work today, I printed out a 30 page powerpoint that I'd been working on. Turns out you shouldn't print out a Powerpoint when you think you're done with it- I ended up making at least 50 changes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/09/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( powerpoint printer paper )

At work today, I was busy making beds. That's my job- I work at a mattress store in the "samples" section. So I guess I'm financially unable to stop doing my chores. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/09/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( samples mattress beds )

At work today, I drove 2.5 hours to make a delivery of a single envelope. I got there and received a signature, only to find out later that they'd just decided to email the document. Then I drove 2.5 hours back. I'm dumbemployed.

by taylorriley on 01/08/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( drove envelope documents )

At work today, I had a customer come into our store and ask about "the new stuff." It's a grocery store- hopefully none of it is old. To be safe, I pointed him to the produce. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/08/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( grocery produce new stuff )

At work today, my boss went on a long monologue about his "management theory." How interesting, sir. I'd respect you more if you knew my name. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/08/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( name management theory manager )

At work today, my coworker forwarded me an email that said "Cat Pix." I assumed it was a picture of a LOLCat or something. Instead, it was him, in a cat costume. I did not reply to the email. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/08/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( cats lol email )

At work today, they were playing "Feist" on the overhead radio, that song "1,2,3,4." I liked that song the first time I heard it. But now I've heard it at least a hundred. I'm convinced Feist counts down the minutes in hell. I'm dumbemployed.

by teardroppes on 01/07/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( feist music repeat )

At work today, we were setting up the cross town store. Apparently, there are some downgrades. The "Home Appliance" section is now a shelf full of batteries and some Elmer's Glue. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/07/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( home appliances battery glue )

At work today, it was a typical day. I work on the city's snowplow detail- you know, making roads driveable. Well, we never get calls of thanks- only requests to shovel out people's mailboxes. The bad thing is that then we actually have to do it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/07/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( snow plow driving )

At work today, I woke up twenty minutes late. I brushed my teeth, slapped water on my face, and sprinted to my car. I sped through 10 miles of traffic and ran up the stairs to my building. I dove to my desk. My boss showed up two hours later. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/07/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( late rush sprint )
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