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At work today, a lady came in for an oil change. Her car was completely dented and scraped along one side. And the other side. And she was drunk. Apparently she can't remember it's illegal & dangerous to drink and drive, but she can remember when it's time for an oil change. I'm dumbemployed.

by geneaholic on 05/19/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( drunk driver oil )

At work today, I heard the boss mention he had to mail a $9,000 check to our supplier today. We are a manufacturer's representative- they are supposed to pay us. He forgot, however, to pay me my $650 payday check. I'm dumbemployed.

by geneaholic on 05/19/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( check payday manufacturer )

At work today, my boss told me about a local incident where a guy driving while talking on his cell phone hit the mailman, killing him. Not five minutes after I left for the day, guess who was calling me on my cell phone? Yep. I'm dumbemployed.

by geneaholic on 05/19/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( cell phone calling death )

At work today, we put up a Megan Fox poster in our video store. Predictably, all the boys started salivating. Except for Rich. I asked him why. "If I get myself excited," he said, "I might not be able to control myself. It's best not to look." I'm afraid now. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/19/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( megan fox poster salivating )

At work today, a guy who was about 5"9 came into our Big and Tall store. None of us knew why until he asked for a suit. "It's for a play," he said. "I need to look like I've been shrunk." This is what I'm paid to help people do. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/18/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( big and tall suit shrunk )

At work today, my assistant manager's phone rang. Beep...Beep...Beep. He asked me what that noise was. "What?" I asked. "That beep beep beep noise, what was that?" He asked again. It was his damn phone. In his pocket! I had to tell him what his own phone sounded like. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/18/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( ringtone phone beep )

At work today, a customer called where I worked. I answered. The lady over the phone said, "Yes is this Angelo's?" I told her it was. Then she asked "What's your phone number?" I laughed really loud and said, "It's the number you just called, lady." I'm dumbemployed.

by marcos7761 on 05/18/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( restaurant number phone )

At work today, my boss went on for about an hour about expanding into "emerging markets." It was all incredibly serious and included a few long spreadsheets. I would be impressed. But our company makes Yo-yos. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/18/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( emerging markets serious yo-yos )

At work today, a girl told my boss that while she was honeymooning, someone nearby was murdered. My boss let out an unbelievably loud laugh. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( honeymoon laughing murder )

At work today, a guy cut 2x4s twice in order to cut all the way through. He didn't know that he could adjust the saw to cut through in one cut. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( harware 2x4s wood )

At work today, I overheard my co-worker say "Scallops and green onions, they're the same things. Aren't they?" I didn't correct them. I'm dumbemployed.

by Hapykamper on 05/17/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( scallops green onions cooking )

At work today, my co-worker asked a customer if they wanted insurance on "the adjacent property that's next to the subject property?" The subject property is, of course, the one they actually own. I'm dumbemployed.

by Hapykamper on 05/17/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( property insurance confusion )
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