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At work today, my boss collided with me over the coffee creamer. His solution? Shoving me in the shoulder and taking it. I would complain- but I would have done the same if I were him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/10/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( coffee creamer shoving )

At work today, I was extra careful to jump over a large puddle so I didn't get my work pants wet. I wasn't careful to avoid the puddle I inadvertently jumped into. My coworker asked if I'd been fly fishing. I'm dumbemployed.

by namethaticon on 08/10/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( pants wet fly fishing )

At work today, my boss - who had just returned from a week out of the country - discovered something: the employee he put in charge while he was away deposited all of the week's deposits into an old, closed account. Now he can't make payroll for another week. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/10/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( payroll deposits bank account )

At work today, I left my Tupperware in the fridge. When I got back, someone else's initials were scrawled on in Sharpie. You can't just pirate Tupperware! I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/10/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( tupperware fridge pirate )

At work today, we were logging overtime hours. I have the most out of anybody in our store. My reward? A plaque. And an announcement that overtime wages are being reduced. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/09/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( plaque wages reduction )

At work today, I found out my start date at the law firm has been deferred another two months. Fabulous. I've been waiting a year. I'll probably never have an actual job. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/09/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( lawyer start date deferral )

At work today, I finally got a call back from a job counselor. His new advice to my unemployed self? Start volunteering. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/09/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( counselor unemployed volunteer )

At work today, the guy in the office next to mine was playing Opera. I knocked on his door, surprised to find a fan. His secretary left the room and said he was busy. So that's why they had it turned up so loud. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/09/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( opera knocking secretary )

At work today, I was reading off some standard sales copy about our clothing line. The client stopped me. "But how does it feel?" he asked. This is the same guy who turned down free samples a month ago. I didn't remind him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/08/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( sales copy clothing free samples )

At work today, I accidentally sent a client an email intended for my mom. He wrote back. "Either you meant this for your mom, or you really, really want my business. I love you too, son." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/08/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( email mom son )

At work today, I was working the front desk. The phone rang and it was a guest who had just checked out. He asked me if I could find and hold his bag of onions he left in the breakfast room, because he needed them for safety. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/08/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( onions hotel front desk )

At work today, I noticed my boss still has temporary license plates on the back of his car. They expire tomorrow. I asked him about it- he told me he was planning on making his own. I can't wait until he's pulled over. I'm dumbemployed.

by lacreina on 08/08/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( license plates expire temporary )
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