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At work today, there was a guy dressed as Spiderman in front of our store. I went out to get him to scram and he said "the customer is always right." Spidey, you aren't a customer. I'm dumbemployed.

by danicalicari on 10/10/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( spiderman store customer is always right )

At work today, I saw an interested potential partner. I told my boss eagerly and he grunted. "So," he said. "I collated my files today." OK. I'm proud of you too, sir. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/10/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( partner boss grunting )

At work today, I thought I'd shaken off the coworker who follows me around asking about Fantasy Football. Then I looked behind my right shoulder. His grin was frightening. I'm being stalked. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/10/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( fantasy football following stalked )

At work today, I got to classify all of our products into two categories. Good and Bad. Guess which one was bigger? I'm dumbemployed.

by quincy_gami on 10/10/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( classifying good bad )

At work today, I cleaned under the couch cushions at our coffee shop. Things found: quarter, 3 pieces of gum, and a newspaper from 2004. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/09/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cleaning couch cushions )

At work today, a plus sized woman insisted our store was "bigoted." Sure, we didn't have anything to fit her. But we are a store for petite women only. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/09/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( plus sized petite bigot )

At work today, my boss was raging against healthcare reform. I stayed out of it, until he claimed that Obama was going to ban stethoscopes. What? I'm dumbemployed.

by kafeon on 10/09/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( healthcare rage stethoscopes )

At work today, I wanted to impress my boss by staying late. I did- until 8PM. Then I remembered I'm an unpaid intern and 28 years old. Life is rough. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/09/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( intern late unpaid )

At work today, I saw a weird flaking trail of white along the carpet. The culprit? Mary came back from her vacation to Malibu. And now her skin is peeling. Yuck. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/08/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( sunburn peeling carpet )

At work today, I wore plaid. I got a bunch of lumberjacks made about me. That'd be fine. Except I install cable. I think I'd rather I actually was a lumberjack. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/08/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( plaid lumberjack cable )

At work today, I sold a woman some cigarrettes. She went outside and then came back in and slammed the pack on the table. "This ain't my brand," she said. "I forgot." Three of the cigarettes were gone. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/08/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cigarette pack brand )

At work today, I got the honor of driving from my parents' home to work- a two hour commute. When I arrived, I found an email from my boss. "Feel free to take today off." A little late. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/08/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( driving parents commute )
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