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At work today, I tried to keep cool despite the idiots around me. It didn't work. I admit that I had a bit of a temper problem. Apparently, they'll fix the wall I hit tomorrow. I'm dumbemployed.

by inaduong on 01/13/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( temper wall hitting )

At work today, I booked a business trip to Paris. Yes! Though it turns out, I'll be in rural France almost the entire time. My time in the spirit of lights? 3 hours or less- most of it in the airport. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( paris business trip 3 hours )

At work today, I was working the tobacco aisle. One of the guys who came by was about 39. He asked for a pack of cigarettes and matches. We don't have matches, but we have lighters. "I can't do that," he said. "I'll get in trouble with my wife." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/13/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( tobacco matches lighter )

At work today, my phone kept ringing during a meeting. I thought it would be rude to answer. Then the phone rang about eight more times. I eventually ducked out and answered it. My mom was calling. She wanted me to know that she'd found my number. I'm dumbemployed.

by kafra_service on 01/09/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( phone ringing mom )

At work today, I came back from a pizza delivery to find that a customer had complained I was late. I'd shown up fifteen minutes early! I tried to protest, but my boss said the customer is always right. Later, I found out he still hadn't given the customer a refund. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/15/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( pizza delivery late )

At work today, I was registering an incoming student for her classes. She said she wanted to be premed, so I suggested Chemistry 201, Calc 234, and Physics 103. She looked at me and tilted her head. "Isn't there an easier way to be premed?" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/10/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( college counselor premed )

At work today, the job got to me- I had to take a quick tobacco break. I was outside when I overheard my coworkers talking about me. They were saying that I was so dedicated to the job, I was probably working overtime inside, since they couldn't find me. I had a second cigarette. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/16/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cigarette break talking )

At work today, curiosity got to me and I tried out a Crackberry from my coworker. A customer saw me on it and called me out. I told him not to worry- it wasn't mine. "You stole that Blackberry?" he asked me. He was horrified. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/16/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( crackberry blackberry horrified )

At work today, I tried lasting a little longer at the register without needing to rest my eyes. After a few hours I was covering my eyes between customers. That didn't make as good an impression as you think. My manager didn't pull me off- he just brought shades. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/16/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( register rest eyes )

At work today, my grandma came into work to get the grand tour. Not so "grand," but it is a tour. Anyway, her walker ended up getting stuck on the hallway carpet. My boss's solution? Rip the walker up and push grandma out of the way. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/12/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( grandma walker carpet )

At work today, I was repeating an in joke to my coworker when a third new guy walked up beside us. He started laughing so loudly tears were at the corners of his eyes. He didn't know what the joke was about though. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/12/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( joke tears sad )

At work today, I wore all red because I thought it looked good. Well, somebody asked me if I was celebrating something. Everybody thought that I was celebrating or mourning something. I wish I was. Just the end of the week. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/09/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( red celebration mourning )
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