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At work today, my manager was collecting sponsors for his marathon. He makes twice as much as me, but wants a donation. I asked for a raise first. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/15/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( marathon sponsors donation )

At work today, I brought in homemade caramel apples for the store. Later, I heard my boss telling my coworker to "watch out for razor blades." Really? I'm dumbemployed.

by ein_bisschen on 09/18/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( caramel apples razor blades homemade )

At work today, I burned a new CD to play on our company's computer. Then I realized that I work at a great place- we still use floppy discs. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/12/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cd floppy discs computer )

At work today, my company crafted a mission statement. It took us about an hour to figure it out. It's in Latin. The only problem is that none of us know Latin. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/12/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( mission statement latin hour )

At work today, we released a new coupon that was supposed to be "Buy One Get One Free." A customer came in, bought one, got one free, and then tried to return the one he bought. It doesn't work like that. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/13/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( coupon buy return )

At work today, we filled an entire room with t-shirts in a gimmick to try and sell them. Turns out 2009 World Series Champion Philadelphia Phillies shirts aren't that popular. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/13/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( phillies world series t-shirt )

At work today, my store decided to make us use coffee mugs instead of styrofoam cups. They didn't tell us before our shift, of course. I feel like I've been here for 7 hours. It's been 15 minutes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/13/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( coffee styrofoam mugs )

At work today, I made thirty cold calls to try and get new clients. The results? 20 hangups. 8 no's. 1 maybe. And 1 "Never call here again." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/14/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cold call no maybe )

At work today, half the office came in wearing football jerseys. I'm not into football, so I didn't wear one. I was spurned the entire today. The scary thing is that I'm on the accounting floor- I can't imagine what it's like in sales. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/18/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( football jerseys accountants )

At work today, I rolled up the cuffs of my jeans. It's the style. My manager tried to copy me. Instead of rolling his cuffs up though, he rolled the waist down. I saw things no woman should have to see. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/14/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( cuffs jeans fashionista )

At work today, I was watching old SNL clips at my desk. My boss came up behind me and started laughing. Loud. Until I closed the window. Passive aggressive much? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/13/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( snl clips window )

At work today, we extended our store hours from 9-5 to 9-6. It would be a good idea. Except nobody comes in after 4 each day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/19/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( hours extended 9 )
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