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At work today, I received a commendation at the annual corporate awards. My boss said he chose it for me. My award? Honorable mention. I'm dumbemployed.

by quirky_sims on 12/18/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( honorable mention corporate award )

At work today, a plastic surgery patient came into our office. I just work reception. I asked her if she was happy with the surgery. "I would be," she said, "if I could smile." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/15/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( plastic surgery smiling reception )

At work today, someone contacted me on Facebook to ask me what I "really" thought about my job. The sad thing is that I think they might be an HR spy sent in to check up on me. Am I paranoid? Or all too right? Whatever I am, I know one thing. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/18/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( facebook hr jobs )

At work today, our front door was broken, so I put a sign on it not to use it. That didn't stop at least five people from slamming their heads into the glass. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/18/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( front door broken glass )

At work today, one of my ex-coworkers invited me to a BBQ. The weird part is that it's an ex-coworker who I fired. I don't know whether to feel sorry for him or guilty. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( bbq fired guilty )

At work today, I was cleaning tables and picked up a salt shaker- or tried to. It was glued to the table. Thanks, teenage customers. I'm dumbemployed.

by caligal06 on 12/12/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cleaning salt shakers glue )

At work today, a young man plopped some condoms on my cash register. That's normal. Except by young, I mean about 11 years old. I said nothing. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/15/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( condoms cash register young )

At work today, I took an extra long bathroom break due to tacos at lunch. When I emerged, the position of the sun had changed since I went in. And yet I still rather would have eaten another taco than go back to work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/12/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( bathroom tacos break )

At work today, my manager asked me to leave a few minutes for cleaning up in back. It's like the Augean stables and I got about 120 seconds to do it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/12/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( cleaning augean stables cleaning )

At work today, I was forced to conduct a survey via phone- I need 200 responses before I leave. So far, I have 3 responses and 58 hang ups as soon as I called. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/17/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( phone responses telemarketers )

At work today, I tried to shake off a cold by hydrating. Now I have a cold and I have to ask for an extra bathroom break. I won't get any sympathy, I can tell. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/14/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cold hydrated bathroom )

At work today, I asked my boss's permission to go to the store and purchase lunch during my 15 minute break. His response? "As long as you buy me something too." His food would cost me an hour's worth of work. I'm dumbemployed.

by nanalindoll on 12/15/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( permission store lunch )
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