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At work today, I did some calisthenics before work- not a good idea. I work as a busboy. You try bussing tables with a pulled groin. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/16/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( calisthenics groin busboy )

At work today, a young woman asked for a book recommendation. I pointed her to Michael Chabon. I saw her at the checkout with "Twilight." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/16/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( michael chabon twilight books )

At work today, I selected a really nice chair for a customer. She sat in it and frowned. I asked what was wrong. "I wish it rocked." The chair was for a dining room table. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/16/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( chair rocking dining room )

At work today, my boss sent out a mass email to the entire office. "Attention," he said. "Please do not send useless emails to the entire list." So far, it has 12 replies sent to all of us. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/16/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( email mass reply all )

At work today, I started with my new boss, who is Canadian. I was excited, since I heard all Canadians are nice. My new boss, sadly, defies stereotypes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/15/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( canadian new stereotypes )

At work today, my new jeans were hanging loose because my belt broke. I had to keep pulling up my pants. My coworkers noticed and made me a belt out of twine. The sad thing is that it worked. Classy. I'm dumbemployed.

by naomi0rina on 08/15/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( belt twine jeans )

At work today, the taco guy came into our bar. He sells tacos around the city at various bars. We don't kick him out- and I think he's paid better than me. I'd be mad, but I love the tacos. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/15/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( tacos bar paid )

At work today,I worked from home in my sweatpants. It would have been nice, but then I looked at the clock. It was 2PM and I still hadn't taken a shower. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/15/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( sweatpants clock shower )

At work today, our assignment was simple: alphabetize contracts. The less simple part was that we had to find the records first and put them into folders. We're on hour 5 of the lamest scavenger hunt ever. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( alphabetical order is fascist if you ask me contracts records )

At work today, my coworker Jim revealed that he'd obtained his GED. We were happy for him and clapped. Then my other coworker asked what a GED is. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( ged dumb degree )

At work today, my mom and dad came into the restaurant. I requested to wait their table. My manager said it would "break protocol." Glad he's sticking to the rules when the restaurant is half empty. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( mom dad restaurant )

At work today, a customer was writing on one of our touchscreen monitors- with a ballpoint pen. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( touchscreen ballpoint pen )
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